Had a bad day again.

Title today is a lyric from the popular Fuel hit Bad Day. Click the title to visit their website.

I was mad all day at different people's small mindedness. Spent a lot of time thinking about other lines of work, remembered and reworked this poem. Enjoy!

Updating My Resume
By J.D. Rose

I would be a queasy astronaut.
I would be a lenient AA sponsor.
I would be a clumsy dance partner.
I would be a negative life coach.

I would be a pessimistic motivational speaker.
I would be a gored bullfighter.
I would be a lazy President.
I would be a promiscuous Pope.

I would be a laidback pit crewman.
I would be a distracted Cruise ship captain.
I would be a loud mime.
I would be a couch potato ghost.

I would be a boring rock star.
I would be a shy porn star.
I would be a disillusioned former child star.

I would be the slowest track star.
I would be the biggest jockey.
I would be the most perverted cameraman.

I would be an unfashionable movie star.
I would be an insincere spokesperson.
I would be a sarcastic prophet.

I would be the first man killed with a yo-yo.
I would be the last man to set up with your daughter.
I would be the best friend you would never sleep with.

I would be the best man at your first two weddings.
I would be better giving the speech the second time.

I would be a dysfunctional family member.
I would be a crazy uncle.
I would be a senile grandfather.

I would be a bad boyfriend.
I would be your favorite ex-boyfriend.
I would be your parents' first choice.

I would be the mayor of a town of less than 50 people.
I would be the best dressed mental patient.
I would be the most wellspoken bum.
I would be the most well read toll booth operator.
I would be a color blind graffiti artist.
I would be a depressing clown.




Guess I'm narrowing the career field down. Keep smiling!